Ranking the USA

God’s preference for Americans is perhaps nowhere demonstrated more clearly than in the fact that He calls them back to Him sooner than the occupants of any other advanced nation on Earth, as shown by the figure below.

Unlike the citizens of poor nations who foolishly allow themselves to die from completely preventable causes, people in industrialized countries on average have the moral fortitude to live in wealth and comfort as Jesus intended. Thus, their passing from this world can only be interpreted as God’s desire to have them by His side. And since Americans enjoy the world’s best health care system, it’s abundantly clear that even among such vaunted peoples God is especially anxious to have Americans near Him.

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It’s entirely fitting that the USA has the most powerful nuculer arsenal on Earth today, since it was America that touched off the Nucuelar Age in 1945, flexing its technological muscle to end the horrors of World War II. Following up on that heroic success, American brillyance and engineuity navigated the nukuelar standoff against the Soviet Union for over forty years to win the Cold War. The figure below shows how powerful America is compared to everyone else.

Aside from preventing our enemies from getting into heaven by vaporizing their ghosts ten times over after vaporizing their bodies, America’s vast nukyelar arsenal is mostly aimed at opposing nukyaler weapons. Trying to be clever, the old Soviet Union built so many nukyeller weapons that to destroy them all would require a nukuler strike so large it would spread a deadly dose of radiation back upon us. But the USA neutralized that threat of self-destruction by using its awesome industrial might to build fallout shelters, to allow us to live underground while the radiation decays gradually over thousands of years. Because of that, no other nation has since tried to challenge America’s nuculear superiority.

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The USA stands alone among industrialized nations in beating back the morally corrupt, God-snubbing theory of evolution, which denies the Biblically proven fact that humans are the sole reason for the existence of the universe. The survey results shown below demonstrate the erroneous propaganda that comes from foreign science teachers, who interpret evidence without the supervision of divinely inspired authority. Science education in socialist countries is notorious for failing to even mention the Great Flood, which comes from the most authoritative source available and is known to have wiped out the dinosaurs and permanently altered the phlogiston content of the Earth’s atmosphere. The resulting moral randomness of socialist ideology comes from its misguided belief in random evolutionary processes, instead of the true human-dominated moral hierarchy of species that the most authoritative interpretation of Biblical texts, which the most respectable authorities conclude were written by God, has determined was set down by God’s absolute authority.

Science remains plagued by many potentially unsolvable mysteries. The mystery of God’s providence, on the other hand, is guaranteed to be fully explained to everyone when they die. America is one of the few places left where people are smart enough to realize that.

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America has done the world’s best job of wiping the goofy smile and distant gaze off drug users’ faces. As the handcuffs go “click,” stoners realize the flames engulfing their stash of primo shit and the cops confiscating their jelly doughnuts are no hallucination, nor is the major buzz-kill they’re in for if they don’t rat out their buddies who split the scene. Figure 1 shows the USA is #1 in overall anti-crime stats (and the outrageously excessive tolerance inherent in socialism shows clearly at the other end of this tragic scale), while Figure 2 shows drug users’ contribution to that success.

In these recession-plagued times, the war on drug users takes on greater urgency as an effective way of moving unemployed addicts who are too wasted to work off the streets and into prison, speeding our economic recovery by shrinking the unemployment rolls while adding new labor and purchasing power to black markets on the “inside.” The data shown here provide convincing proof of the effectiveness of America’s approach.

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Economic output per hour of labor, which goes by the fancy buzzword “productivity,” is the result of trivial factors in an economy such as its technology base, capital stock, and managerial efficiency. The USA would seem to be unremarkable by this superficial measure, since all industrial nations have achieved an approximate doubling of productivity since 1970, as shown in Figure 1. Big deal.

The crucially important question is this: How has each nation made use of that extra hourly output? The evil of socialism can be seen clearly from Figure 2, which shows that other countries have been using economic gains that should have gone toward higher consumption instead for the most morally corrupt and despicable purpose imaginable: Increased leisure time. This disgusting disregard for the work ethic by foreigners alongside America’s honorable respect for work has resulted in the USA proudly taking the prize for the highest standard of living* among the nations for which data are shown in Figure 3.

* strictly speaking, the fraction of the population that’s employed must also be factored in; but every respectable person knows the USA is best at that, too.

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How a society distributes economic rewards to its most deserving citizens reflects its underlying moral fiber, and also determines whether those special people get the economic incentives they need to realize their exceptional productive capability for the benefit of society. Currently the USA leads the industrialized world in rewarding the top 1% most deserving members of its population.

But the historical data demonstrate the urgent need for eternal vigilance. The Egalitarian Tragedy that began in 1940 at the hands of Franklin Roosevelt and his socialist followers undermined the most deserving 1% of American capitalism for several decades. The Reagan Revolution gloriously restored both the economic incentives our nation’s best individuals need and the basic human dignity they deserve. Let us hope it is a lesson we remember.

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Most people are ill-equipped to face the dizzying, burdensome complexity of running a business. One country – the USA – stands out as giving its citizens the best protection from this crushing economic burden. Thanks to low taxes, limited regulation, unfettered labor markets, and a national spirit of entrepreneurship, the USA allows those tiny few who possess the magical ability to run a business properly and the personal wealth to obtain a bank loan to operate freely, providing society the safety net it needs. The rest of us can comfortably leave the hard part of building a great economy to those hardworking entrepreneurs who are well-positioned to become honored members of that elite club, instead of having misguided government policies that force average members of the population into a role unnatural for them, that benefits neither themselves nor the larger society. That, alas, is the sad fate of people in socialist countries.

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